Thought My Thighs Were Getting Thinner, Rest of Me Is Just Getting Fatter

So, I was getting very excited because I thought my thighs were finally getting thinner. The best part of the thinning process was that it seemed that my minimal workout routine (walking from my room to the fridge and back again) was really paying off. But today I had a revelation; my thighs aren’t getting smaller, the rest of me is simply ballooning, which in turn is making my thighs only appear smaller.

I guess my magic thighs are the silver lining to my multiplying fat cells but it sure is hard to feel grateful for the illusion when I feel like a walking submarine.

This just in: my 5’3 frame is supporting 144.4 pounds. Ho hum.

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